This is Gross

So the other day at work (this is Bryce) I drove by the pond and noticed that the pelicans had returned for the summer. They're good to have around because they scare the geese away and geese poop a lot. Anyway. Hole 11 is a par 3 that is pretty much nothing but a tee box a pond and a green. Some of the crew members were working next to the pond and a pelican came up onto the grass and threw up. that's not the gross part. So, unfortunately for those workers, the puke needed to be moved so that a rich prick golfer wouldn't step in it or whatever. So the guys walked up to it and noticed that one of the things that the pelican had eaten was a salamander. they're pretty cool, but not when they're half digested. So one of the guys says to another guy "hey, I'll give you $100 if you eat that salamanders head." Yeah, Ozzy Osbourne style. Then another worker said "I'll match it." So $200 to bite off, crew and swallow the head of an already partly digested salamander that a pelican threw up. You'll never guess what happened next. The dude picked up the salamander by the tail, bit his head off and started to chew it up. It wasn't long before they had to clen up 2 piles of vomit from #11. And people wonder why things like the swine flu pop up every year.