church morons!!

So I was sitting at work in the break room with all of my crude friends and one brought up the fact that they need to start going to church again but would wait until after the holidays because it was too stressful. A girl in there said, "you should go to my church with me this Saturday." The other girl then asked "what kind of instruments play? Do they play contemporary music?" The other girl then explaied that they have a bass guitar, and a good singer and an electric guitar and they clap. can you believe people base what church they go to on instruments? I was in shock. I had to walk away before i really let there hear what was on my mind. What idiots!!! Geez.